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Worse Movies EVER?! (emphatize the ever)

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^true, very true

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The movie of the saga of darren shan is def the worst movie ever!!! It is nothing like the book, and what is up with that MONKEY GIRL!?! Grrrrrrr im angry :)

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Sins of Blood - 25 April 2013 05:48 PM
Ebony Raven - 25 April 2013 02:38 PM

Twilight.
Not because I hate the storyline or anything, but because the movie was seriously, badly made from the books. The books are a lot better! (Or so my granddad says xD)

Charlie I will have to agree with you, twilight is rubbish, I mean Kirsten Stuart doesn’t have any emotion and vampires don’t sparkle, I used to like Twilight but then I lost interest because it was boring.

I never liked Twilight, watched the first movie and it bored me, never watched it again, watched the begging of the second grew bored, went to bed.

Long story short they bore me and there are several things wrong with the perception of the vampires, for one they are more like disco balls and makes me want to hang them from the roof while I hold a dance party.
The werewolves, while a interesting intake, lacks the physical idea of part HUMAN (considered to look mostly like a man that sprouts a fur, snout, ears and tail) part wolf and bases it mostly on the wolf side that looks like giant wolves and kinda bugs me.

But if you like it, I have no problem with that, though I would say that Kristen Stuart would need to go, her expression is too placid, again, not trying to hate on her or anything. If you like the film then okay, but I don’t. :)

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^ I loved the disco ball part. And you just gave me an idea for my next Hollywood Murder Party ;)

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Lani - 26 April 2013 08:25 PM

But my nominations for worst film (because I wish they hadn’t been made and can’t bring myself to watch them) are Human Centipede and The Dentist (1996). Eww. Just Eww. I’m pretty hardened when it comes to horrors but the thoughts of either of those makes me feel queasy.

I actually really liked both of those. c:

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Our Bleeding Shadow - 27 April 2013 10:39 PM
Sins of Blood - 25 April 2013 05:48 PM
Ebony Raven - 25 April 2013 02:38 PM

Twilight.
Not because I hate the storyline or anything, but because the movie was seriously, badly made from the books. The books are a lot better! (Or so my granddad says xD)

Charlie I will have to agree with you, twilight is rubbish, I mean Kirsten Stuart doesn’t have any emotion and vampires don’t sparkle, I used to like Twilight but then I lost interest because it was boring.

I never liked Twilight, watched the first movie and it bored me, never watched it again, watched the begging of the second grew bored, went to bed.

Long story short they bore me and there are several things wrong with the perception of the vampires, for one they are more like disco balls and makes me want to hang them from the roof while I hold a dance party.
The werewolves, while a interesting intake, lacks the physical idea of part HUMAN (considered to look mostly like a man that sprouts a fur, snout, ears and tail) part wolf and bases it mostly on the wolf side that looks like giant wolves and kinda bugs me.

But if you like it, I have no problem with that, though I would say that Kristen Stuart would need to go, her expression is too placid, again, not trying to hate on her or anything. If you like the film then okay, but I don’t. :)

XD, or maybe you can take a vampire skin sample and use it in a flashlight. As for the wolves I am OK with them being an actual wolf, but a horse-sized wolf is not necessary

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The wolves in Twilight aren’t actually werewolves. That’s why they look like real wolves, they are technically shape shifters and could have changed into any animal but they sort of settled on wolf a long time ago. Hence none of the werewolf changing on full moon and no one is bitten. It’s all lore heavily adapted from the Quileute tribes.

And isn’t the point of writing your own fiction that you can have your own perception on how classic tropes are portrayed? I’ve seen much more lame vampires in the world of fiction than those in Twilight (although for the record my favourite use of vampires is in Vampire Diaries).

@Taime, that’s a bit gross haha. Have you watched the sequel to THC? I refuse to stay in the room if anyone puts any of them on, I don’t even want to know.

For bad films I also hate Chitty Chitty Bang Bang as we did it for a play in school and had to watch it over and over.

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Geez people its turning from ‘‘The worst movies’’ thread to ‘‘What do you think about twilight?’’ thread. Let’s navigate in calm waters shall we? I’ll be honest, I don’t like twilight one little bit, but there’s waaaay worse. Let’s stop talking about twilight as if it were the only movie that ever came out, I’m sure we can find other stuff to laugh on :)

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Me and my boyfriend have been having a twilight marathon lately…we watch it on Monday nights…we arn’t ‘enjoying’ them, but we arn’t hating them either


when I was young I used to love the movie Human Nature, I watched it a few weeks ago…it’s not so good anymore :’(

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Sorry, I think I started the craze.

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My school made us watch Shrek for 4 hours. I think it was restarted at some point. Worst movie ever. They thought we would “enjoy” it. I started playing cards with the person next to me, it was that boring. I still hate it. And about 98% of Disney films. Half the films on the planet have something to do with Disney. I hate that.

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Voyage of the Dawn Treader. It hardly fits the book at all. yeah. good movie basics and stuff, but has more to nothing in it to fit the book.

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I’m a filmmaker myself so it’s really hard for me to judge another persons work, but if I had to choose the worst film I’ve ever seen it has to be the 2008 Prom Night remake. It’s so lackluster and dull. Also the recent ‘remake’ of Night of the living dead (resurrection). I usually love low budget films but it was just bad, considering they were remaking a classic… No… Just no. :)

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Remakes usually turn out pretty bad. :\

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