Hey! Where's SHANTA?!?
Tucked up safe and snug in bed, that's where
-- he only comes out at Christmas!! I'll be putting my
Shanta Claus story (which many fans rate as their favourite story on this site) up here again next year, so if you
missed it, you can catch it by dropping back in a week or so
before December 25th, 2010. See you then -- and
remember -- you better not shout! you better not cry! you
better be good! or MURLOUGH WILL COME AND CARVE YOU UP LIKE A