Hey! Where's SHANTA?!?

Tucked up safe and snug in bed, that's where -- he only comes out at Christmas!! I'll be putting my Shanta Claus story (which many fans rate as their favourite story on this site) up here again next year, so if you missed it, you can catch it by dropping back in a week or so before December 25th, 2010. See you then -- and remember -- you better not shout! you better not cry! you better be good! or MURLOUGH WILL COME AND CARVE YOU UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TURKEY, HMMM!!!!!!!!