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Posted: 28 May 2012 08:16 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Something like a naah sh** sherlock moment or something.
Mine is my friend, when he first came to my house. He asks “Hey David, do you have a toilet” I replied by saying.“NO we do it outside” and rolled my eyes.

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Posted: 28 May 2012 09:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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ahahahaha lol
i get those moments all the time but can’t think of what they are at the moment :L I’ll try and remember them.

like when you trip over something and your mate goes ‘did you just trip?’ then you reply with a sarcastic ‘nnoooo’ lol :)

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Posted: 28 May 2012 09:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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My sister saw my book of The Vampire’s Assistant and asked if it was about vampires.
It was raining and my friend and I walked by a small window in her house and she pointed out of the window and said, “It’s raining.”

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All you crave is attention
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Posted: 28 May 2012 09:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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OMG yes, the rain one always happens.
oh and also when you invite someone to your house and then they go ‘is this your house?’ when you walk up to it :L

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Posted: 28 May 2012 10:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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when you talk about your game (sports) and someone asks you if you play that sport
or you take a big stack of books out of your backpack and someone says; “Do you like to read?”
and my favorite, one of the most common for me; when you stand up, and you’re taller than everyone in your class, and eight people all say in unison, or one after the other; “OMG you’re so TALL!” -that one got old the first time I heard it, I really don’t appreiciate it, because people like to pick on you if you’re tall, but it’s a crime if you say it to a smaller person
when people go to your house and say that your room is small, when it might as well be a shoebox (to give you an image, it’s too small for a it barely fits a twin bed, but you can’t move it)

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Posted: 29 May 2012 01:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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oh and also when you invite someone to your house and then they go ‘is this your house?’ when you walk up to it :L

I always say no I just need some cash. They flip out

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Posted: 29 May 2012 01:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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lol
i’m so gonna try that

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Posted: 29 May 2012 03:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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You see a moving van and say “someone must be moving”....I’ve done that WAY too many times.

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Posted: 29 May 2012 07:10 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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The one I always remember is from ages ago when a friend rang me up on the landline and said ‘hi are you in’
but these moments always happen :p

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Posted: 29 May 2012 12:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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These happen to me all the time, but I can’t think of any right now xD

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Posted: 29 May 2012 02:32 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Hehe David!!!
Yh, my mom on parents evening was like “I think thats your classroom.” I was like “Mom, ive been here for a year, i’m sure I know which one is mine!”

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Posted: 29 May 2012 03:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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The most common one for me is whenever I get my hair cut, people ask me: `Did you get your hair cut?’
I usually respond with: `No, I decided to take my wig off.’

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Posted: 29 May 2012 08:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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omg yes^ that one always happens.
or when you put make up on and they go ‘are you wearing make up?’

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Posted: 30 May 2012 12:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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^ ahh that’s hilarious
When you start doing the dishes and your parents go, “Are you doing the dishes?”

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I can be strong when I want to be,
You think I’m weak ‘cause you can tear me apart
With the words that you speak
You think you’re in control but you don’t understand
How much you are wrong
You choose to lash out at me, I’ve done nothing wrong
All you crave is attention
And just to be loved.
-Heart of Gold by Birdy

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Posted: 30 May 2012 06:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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The one that I always remember is:
“Mum I’m going out!”
“With friends?”
“Nah mum, with terrorists.” -rolls eyes-

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Posted: 30 May 2012 06:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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My brother said this:
My friend jumped into a swimming pool and when he came out he said,
“Ooh, it’s wet in there.” Mr brother had to tighten his fists and bite his lip so he didn’t whack him in the face for stupidness.

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