First of all, let me just say, I made this one bored afternoon, and it took about 15-20 mins, so I know it’s not perfect.
I thought I’d post it on here to see if any of you liked it.
Please leave any comments, ratings or questions for me to reply too. Thanks for reading :)
Aragorn steals Legolas’ shampoo. Legolas gets angry.
Seeing Legolas get angry, Aragorn attempts to plead his case.
“I am mortal, and you are Elf-kind. Our hair is not alike. Mine grows greasy and tangled. My ends split and my roots grow white with dandruff. I ask that you lend me this, your shampoo! What say you? What say you? What say you?!.... (Repeated, Until an Answer Is Spoken)
Legolas whips out his bow and an arrow.
“You would die before your lather foamed!”
Aragorn sighs and draws his sword, placing the shampoo on a rock behind as he glares his opponent.
Then he moves, crying “To Battle!” as he charges towards Legolas.
Legolas, of course, saw it coming and released his arrow so that it hits and deflects Aragorn’s sword strike.
Aragorn uses Legolas’ bow’s ricochet to his advantage, slicing it in two before the Elf prince can react.
Legolas is unarmed, but manages to pull out two long hunting knives to counter the Man’s strike in the instant it takes for Aragorn bring the sword back. This Mover knocks the longer blade from Aragorn’s hand.
Aragorn ducks Legolas’s next attack, pulling out his own knife at the same time.
Both mighty warriors move at lightning speed towards each other, both preparing for the final blow, each knowing that the next move is the last and only one will survive….
Then, suddenly Gandalf appears out of nowhere, and smacks them both over the head with his staff, causing them to face plant the muddy ground. Gandalf takes the shampoo and walks off serenely, to wash his beard.
The End.
